I know the world was shocked... SHOCKED... to learn that the always roguish Prince Harry of Britain was romping naked with a young woman in the privacy of his VIP suite in a Las Vegas hotel. Other than the mere titillation of it, why the hell do we care? Oh yeah -- it's entirely BECAUSE of the mere titillation.
Here's the deal, folks. He's a normal, randy 27 year old with a marked tendency to be outgoing, fun-loving, and a bit of a scamp. He also happens to be hot, and a fucking PRINCE for crying out loud. So everybody should just chill out, enjoy the pics, be grateful that it's Harry whose pics made it to TMZ and not his father or (shudder) Camilla, and send e-mails, cards, letters, and tweets to Prince Carl Philip of Sweden to follow suit.
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