Somewhere along the line cosmetic surgery took a very dark and crazy turn. Once used to tighten, tone, and "refresh" one's looks, or to correct perceived imperfections such as a crooked nose or a weak chin, it's now become a virtual science project and the results are both frightening and appalling. Here's celebrimom Jackie Stallone, 90, at the premiere last night of The Expendables 2, looking like somebody put a Delta Burke wig and wax lips on the Gollum. You can almost hear her in this picture rasping "The precious!! The precious!"
What happened to a 90 year old woman looking like a nice old lady? It's one thing to stay youthful and attractive, but if this is an attempt at that, I'd rather see the Estelle Getty from The Golden Girls look, oversized vinyl purse and all.
On the plus side.... she could have a whole new career reviving the "Creature From the Black Lagoon" franchise.
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